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This story as evidence that the mother is more important than all of any kind. At an airport, there was a man who lost his wife. He met a little boy who was crying because apart from his mother. Finally they agreed to equally seek.

*The man asked, "Your mother characteristics like what?"

She replied, "My mother was 172cm tall, his face and chest as Melinda Dee's sexy, slender body like a Spanish guitar, white skin, wearing a mini skirt and high heels like Jennifer Lopez ..."

The man aghast, "Haaaaah ... Then?"

The boy asked, "If the wife om characteristics like what?"

"Never mind my wife first, we seek first your mother ..."

 

 *A history teacher gives a question to his disciples,
"The children, who had written the Pancasila and 1945 Constitution?"
The disciples all kept silent. Because until late after hours of lessons a student has not been answered, the teacher was angry and eventually punish all students bask in the field until late afternoon ceremony. One of his disciples, say Anto, arrived home with sobbing. His father asked astonished,
"To, why are you? Fighting? "
Anto said, "No sir, but we were punished by a pack drying Master." Her father asked, "Why to be punished?"
Anto said, "We do not answer anyone who writes Pancasila and 1945 Constitution, sir" Suddenly her face flushed and my father slapped his son as he scolded,
"Why not admit it you who wrote it!"

 

* A grandfather 70s went to the mall to buy a birthday gift for his beloved wife. The grandfather of confusion because he remembered none of the necessities of women who have not owned by his wife. When the grandfather passed a lingerie shop, arose a desire to buy a transparent nightgown and sexy to her happy and feel young again. The grandfather came in and was greeted by a salesman. "I want to buy the most sexy nightgown and most transparent," said the grandfather. The assistant nodded, picking up what they want the grandfather and neatly wrapped. The grandfather went home and gave the gift to his wife. "Happy birthday. Open up in the room. "The wife brought the gift to the room and opened it. Happily tried on such a transparent nightgown. I was so transparent, as if he was not dressed at all. Suddenly, the idea arose in his mind to surprise her husband by appearing without any wear. "Unfortunately here deh," he said to call her husband. "My goodness" Clothes are so expensive why not ironed, "cried the startled husband.